The Facebook Anthem

Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:04

This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one’s for you and its called “We Don’t Care”, AKA: “The Facebook Anthem”. (Consider this one a personal favor from Nadia G, now you can tell your annoying-ass friends to STFU just by sharing this vid. You’re welcome.)

Here be the lyrics to Nadia G’s “We Don’t Care” Facebook Anthem so you can sing along:

WE DON’T CARE / THE FACEBOOK ANTHEM

This is a song all about how
your posts make me wanna choke you out
All day my feed is filled with your shit
humblebrags, hashtags, ugly baby pics
Not quite what your thinking – oh oh
1 like, no one gives 2 fucks – oh oh
Wanna break you internet, right over your head,
right over your head

Grandma’s gone, 10 years since she died
WE DON’T CARE
Quiz says you’re Rachel from Friends
WE DON’T CARE
The random “Lets see who says hi”
WE DON’T CARE
You cut all carbs again
WE DON’T CARE

Your motivational posts motivate me
to crack your face with a muay thai knee
And maybe then when you lose your teeth
you’ll know that Candy Crush just ain’t my thing
not quite what your thinking – oh oh
1 like, no one gives 2 fucks –oh oh
wanna break your internet, right over your head,
right over your head

You ran 2 miles in record time
WE DON’T CARE
Your baby lifted his head
WE DON’T CARE
You’re eating brunch with friends poolside
WE DON’T CARE
Your boyfriend’s the best
WE DON’T CARE

 

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