You nearly had it. So close, but so far. After successfully moving the fresh roll of toilet paper the six feet it took to get it from our under-sink stash to the dispenser, you thought your job was done.
Seriously, dude? It’s as if instead of putting on a clean shirt in the morning, you just draped it across your shoulders, over the old one. Try again.
UPDATE: There’s hope yet! Stacie Vargas, who originally submitted this complaint, lets us know that “He has redeemed himself lately.”
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