Food The Worst Meals You’ll Ever Not Eat

| Monday, 3 August 2015 23:29

After cats and porn, there are probably more photos of food on the interwebz than anything else. Sometimes it’s beautiful and inspiring, sometimes it’s annoying (I don’t care that you grilled a fish, Facebook friends!), and other times it’s downright crap. Here’s recognition of that final category.

Also, can we talk about how much of this is white and yellow?

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LIFEHACK: Don’t have pancakes? Substitute old hot dog buns. No one will be able to tell the difference, especially if they’re blackout drunk on mimosas.

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Um, clearly we’re missing something.

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Wet burritos are amazing. Wet tacos are… Well, wet tacos are this.

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Time to eat something healthy for a change.

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Funny you should ask. My favorite food is squiggles.

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What? Explain to me how this isn’t cornbread.

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That hot dog. I can’t breathe. Dying.

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Most of these are pretty funny. But this one actually made me taste bile in the back of my throat.

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Perfect for your next vomit-themed dinner party.

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Actually, am I the only one who thinks a popcorn taco wouldn’t necessarily be so bad? (I realize it’s a hard argument to make when the thing is covered in ketchup, but go with it…)

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“Cat poops and eggs are not appropriate french fry toppings.” LOL

via Someone Ate This, BuzzFeed

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