Look, honey, we live in the world’s smallest apartment and our bin is literally like 25 feet out the door. Is it really that hard to take the effing trash out?
Why is it that people do this? It’s smells awful, looks revolting, and risks sending gooey eggshells clattering across the kitchen floor. Given that you don’t wear shoes, is that really what you want?
Let’s get one thing straight: This is our kitchen trash. In the house we share. It’s not some perverse game of garbage Jenga. Take the damn thing out already, okay?
Love ya, hun.
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