Thursday, 20 December 2012 10:25

The Pros and Cons to The End of The World

Apparently, the world as we know it is coming to an end tomorrow. And I’m not talking about the end of the world because those really cute shoes don’t come in your size.

I’m referring to the fiery-ash-wicked-horsemen-and-Earth-swallowing-us-whole kind of end of the world. In case you think the Mayans are way smarter then us, here are some pros and cons to the world’s demise.

Pros

-The end of Nickelback
-Never having to have a second serving of your Nonna’s super dry Christmas turkey
-No more fearing global warming
-Finally figuring out if Satan is as cool as he’s portrayed
-Every pair of Uggs and Crocs on the planet would smolder
-We might finally breed some of those zombies we’re all so obsessed over
-Never having to get up on a Monday morning… ever again
-There will be no more celebrity hybrid names (ie. Brangelina)
-Bye bye scripted reality television
-Very suddenly, calories and fat content will not matter
-There might be an influx of ALL CAPS typing, but than none ever again
-Ponchos will remain useless, perhaps becoming even more so

Cons

-Everything ceases to exist
-The weirdos were right
-Surviving might mean living on canned cheese

So what I’m really saying is, not only will the world not end on December 21st, 2012, but we need to use our canned food collecting and bomb shelter building time to instead devise a plan to get rid of that long list of things I hate. Go team!

By: Eva Severed