#PartnerShaming : Why is All the Wine Gone?

Why is All the Wine Gone?

It's that moment you get home from a long day with only one thing on your mind. Your girlfriend, sure, but that other thing — that one last bottle of Pinot Noir. It's your favorite brand at the $8-$10 price point, ... Read More

Morning Glory Fizz

Drinks | July 21, 2015
Tired of Mimosas? Bored with Bloody Marys? Here's a different way to drink your breakfast. The Morning Glory Fizz isn't a new cocktail, but it's one you've likely never heard of. In his 1888 Bartender's Manual, famed mixologist Henry Johnson wrote that the potation is ... Read More

Don’t Knock Limoncello. Just Add Gin.

Drinks | July 14, 2015
It's come to our attention that some people think of limoncello as a joke of a drink, along the lines of that hard-as-a-rock holiday fruitcake that nana sends every year. To those people, we say: You're just not doing it ... Read More
Cats. Cats cats cats. The interwebz loves 'em, but until now there's been one feline facet that's gone un-memed: their buttholes. Get ready, because that's about to change. https://youtu.be/qLdUG3id2rs Twinkle Tush is the final step in converting the small animal ... Read More

Video : The Facebook Anthem

The Facebook Anthem

This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one's for you and its called "We Don't Care", AKA: "The Facebook Anthem". (Consider this ... Read More