Cats. Cats cats cats. The interwebz loves 'em, but until now there's been one feline facet that's gone un-memed: their buttholes. Get ready, because that's about to change. https://youtu.be/qLdUG3id2rs Twinkle Tush is the final step in converting the small animal ... Read More
The Facebook Anthem

This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one's for you and its called "We Don't Care", AKA: "The Facebook Anthem". (Consider this ... Read More

It's come to our attention that some people think of limoncello as a joke of a drink, along the lines of that hard-as-a-rock holiday fruitcake that nana sends every year. To those people, we say: You're just not doing it ... Read More
Sometimes, on a hot summer day, all you want to do is sit in the shade of the front porch with a cold drink in hand. Well, in L.A. we don't have porches and drinking on the sidewalk is ... Read More
Skivvies on the Bathroom Floor

Nothing like starting the day by stumbling groggily into the bathroom and tripping over a pile of your partner's clothes that he or she stripped off before stepping into the shower. It's like when snakes shed their skin, only ... Read More