We’re pretty big fans of irony here at Bitchin’ Kitchen, so there’s nothing funnier to us than people rocking a style to look cool or impress the opposite sex and having it backfire on them completely. Sometimes when it comes to fashion, it’s a good idea to get the opinion from a member of the opposite sex instead of a bunch of friends that probably all think just like you.

We were curious about what qualms guys and gals had with each other’s looks and styles so we did a little sleuthing. We asked 10 women and 10 men to discuss their biggest style turn-offs. Here are the ones that topped the list...

Need advice on how to lock your new lover down? Never mind pregnancy or handcuffs, Nadia G's got the prefect recipe: Bag 'Em Tag 'Em French Toast. This sweet treat will suck them in, guaranteed.

Being a product of divorced parents, one might expect me to have tons of stories revolving around my angst-filled upbringing. I might have some, but I choose not to dwell on my parents and their disastrous relationship. Minus my brief Goth phase, I think I turned out O.K.

Rather than focusing on the negatives like so many cry-babies do, I choose to focus on the positives. I have a handful of half-brothers and sisters, I get double the birthday presents and the holidays are always ‘eventful’ to say the least. I should probably get my own reality show, or at the very least, my family get-togethers would make for good lead-in programming to the WWF Royal Rumble. Ah, good times.

One pro to having two moms is double the recipes! Throughout the years I’ve not only learned countless Mediterranean dishes, but I can now add cooking West-Indian food to my repertoire as well. Oh, and some pretty cool alcoholic concoctions too. My stepmother loves Bailey’s and luckily, she likes me enough to have shared a recipe or two over the years. Even if she didn’t share the actual Bailey’s…

This weekend drink: Chocolate Bailey’s.

It’s always a terrifying moment when it finally comes time to whip out the ol’ calculator and try to pinpoint where you wasted all your hard-earned money. (Unnecessary item) X (number of times the item is purchased in a week) X (fifty-two) = GASP! Then, of course, the sadistic side of your brain forces you to compare that sum to what you could have bought had you spent more responsibly.

I recently calculated this equation substituting “eating out for lunch everyday” as my unnecessary item. While the number I tallied wouldn’t have bought me the summer home in Fiji, it would definitely have paid for the better part of a trip there, and that was enough for me.

Welcome to this month’s edition of WTFRU Wearing?! - A feature showcasing the atrocious fashion decisions we see in everyday life.

This week we venture into the wacky world of weirdness.