Sometimes the comment section of Nadia’s Facebook page seems torn from an adult website, mostly thanks to creepers who seem to forget exactly where they are. So we figured a fair number of you reading this might appreciate the chance to put your obsession to good use.
Pornography purveyor PornHub recently announced a new piece of wearable tech, the Wankband, designed to give your electricity bill a beating. It’s designed with a piston inside that harnesses your, um, kinetic energy and converts it into juice to charge your electronics. Are there other puns we missed?
The jury’s still out on how much energy one might realistically produce, and whether it’d be enough to charge a device to any appreciable degree. But at least the video turned out surprisingly charming.
Would-be power plants are encouraged to visit the Wankband landing page to sign up as be(a)ta testers.