Culture Hey There, Coppertop

| Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:31

Sometimes the comment section of Nadia’s Facebook page seems torn from an adult website, mostly thanks to creepers who seem to forget exactly where they are. So we figured a fair number of you reading this might appreciate the chance to put your obsession to good use.

Pornography purveyor PornHub recently announced a new piece of wearable tech, the Wankband, designed to give your electricity bill a beating. It’s designed with a piston inside that harnesses your, um, kinetic energy and converts it into juice to charge your electronics. Are there other puns we missed?

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The jury’s still out on how much energy one might realistically produce, and whether it’d be enough to charge a device to any appreciable degree. But at least the video turned out surprisingly charming.

Would-be power plants are encouraged to visit the Wankband landing page to sign up as be(a)ta testers.

via GOOD

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