Like quite a few women we know, this girlfriend is absolutely in love with her bed. She has sheets of a higher thread count than your typical four-star hotel, pillows made of NASA-invented foam, and a mattress that could please the most persnickety of princesses. The only problem? She pretty much lives her life in bed.
And that goes for mealtimes, too.
The irony is that for someone so obsessed with her bed, she ends up scattering crumbs all over it. Not only is that gross — our years of living in crappy apartments have taught us that nothing attracts critters like crumbs — but it’s also itchy as hell. Nothing interrupts sexytimes like a pretzel stick stuck to your spine.
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