#PartnerShaming Crabbiness Over Crumbs

| Monday, 9 March 2015 18:13

Like quite a few women we know, this girlfriend is absolutely in love with her bed. She has sheets of a higher thread count than your typical four-star hotel, pillows made of NASA-invented foam, and a mattress that could please the most persnickety of princesses. The only problem? She pretty much lives her life in bed.

And that goes for mealtimes, too.

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The irony is that for someone so obsessed with her bed, she ends up scattering crumbs all over it. Not only is that gross — our years of living in crappy apartments have taught us that nothing attracts critters like crumbs — but it’s also itchy as hell. Nothing interrupts sexytimes like a pretzel stick stuck to your spine.

 

Does your partner do annoying things? Submit your photos with a brief description of what pisses you off and we’ll post it! Send snaps to angelique@bitchinlifestyle.tv.

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