Dress-up Your Pets

We can handle the cute little sweater & booties pet-owners put on their pets in the winter... it’s cold, we get it. When people start dressing their animals up like they belong in a porn flick... we’re confused. Tell us what you think: is dressing your pet up typical for an animal lover or typical for an animal crazy-er?

Dior Glasses

I thought we learned our lesson from cheesy sci-fi movies. You know how everyone in the fictional future is walking around with clunky, dopey glasses? From Dior, the Blow glasses are a fluorescently fugly take on the future of fashion, debuting in a limited batch of 500 this April. Tell us what you think; is this high fashion that we just aren’t “getting” or are they totally fug? Like rehilllllllllly.

Now you can save time and space with revolutionary metal detector sandals. What do you think: Are these sandals the new way to search for lost treasures, or would you just look like an ex-prison mate on house arrest?

High Heel Runners

Maybe you’re the kind of gal who’s inclined to run in heels. We don’t mean run as if your life depended on it, but rather, if your sense of style did. If you’re so high maintenance that you refuse to give up your heels, you might as well wear ones that are “sporting effective” such as these by B by Aperie. Tell us what you think: would you rather buy these or break your ankle?

Bumpernuts

Bumpernuts are exactly what they sound like: nuts (read: fake testicles) that you hang proudly (?) off the bumper of your vehicle. It’s like the pervy cousin of the hood ornament. Tell us what you think: do these dangling fake testes make a statement, or make you want to puke?

Gladiator Shoes are a hit this season. But like any trend some people take it to the extreme. Tell us what you think: Are these shoes gladiator great, or do you think this trend should be thrown to the lions.

Horse Hooves

Umm, these are real horses’ hooves... as booties. Tell us what you think; so extreme they are cool, or so extreme it should be illegal. In fact, there’s no way it can be legal. Seriously.

Whistle Necklace

This Whistle necklace (available at choiceisyours.jp) is a sure hit with referee wannabes and former ravers. But what about the rest of us? Tell us what you think: is this candy-colored creation worthy of being worn to an all-night party, or would give it a penalty for tackiness?

Beer-Scented Candle

Just when you thought you’d left the smell of beer-infused carpets behind when you moved out of your student house, the beer-scented candle hits the market. This foam-topped, golden-hued creation is meant to look like a brewski and scent your house like a brewery. Tell us what you think: is this the perfect addition to your bachelor(ette) pad, or is it just as effective to host a kegger and soak your floors with beer?

Pantalaine Clothes

The Pantalaine online catalog proudly states they are “provisioners of America’s finest plural clothing.” This translates as clothes you can wear with someone else, like three-legged trousers and double-headed hoodies. Tell us what you think; Umm cute for Halloween, but highly retarded for any other occasion? Like-REAL life?

For 20 bucks you could be the proud owner of the Comfort Wipe. It holds the toilet tissue in "perfect positions so you can wipe yourself" ... yup you read right! You tell us: Does this product make going to the bathroom & wiping easier than before, or are you thinking that society has reached a new low?!

The Cell Mate

If you’re one of “those people” who insists on gabbing away while driving, this is the invention for you. Simply attach your phone to the Cell Mate, place it on your head, and start talking everyone’s ears off. Tell us what you think: Is the Cell Mate less obnoxious Bluetooth devices, or is it the nerdiest-looking thing ever invented?