Alexis Bitter

I loves me some Alexis Bitter—New York’s resin and Lucite jewelry making king! These light blue and red coral hoop earring will set you back a cool $295.00 and will make you stand out from the Tiffany studded diamond wearing prisses that lurk on street corners and pollute our waters. Tell us what you think; Stun, Stunning or STUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNING?

Celebrity Freak-outs

From Baldwin to Bale, and now Billy Bob, celebrities are blowing their tops all over the place. Thanks to our friend the internet, the meltdowns of these anger management-challenged actors rapidly go public. Tell us what you think: do you get off listening to celebrities lose it, or do you have better things to do?

Bruno Frisoni

French Designers rock! These spring ’09 Bruno Frisoni striped boots are part speed racer meets tank girl and we think they are rad. Perfect for kicking that lame date straight to the curb. Tell us what you think; I’ll take one in every color or is this teetering into Bjork territory…and not in a good way? http://www.brunofrisoni.com/

John Galliano: Fall 2009 RTW

Galliano’s “frozen Ukrainian virgin brides” -inspired collection had models strutting in heavy layers of wool and airy swaths of silver. Their faces were frosted with silver and white, and surrounded by jangly, metallic headpieces. They also teetered on sky-high heels inspired by sleighs. Tell us what you think: Is this over-the-top collection icy cool or frozen in fantasy?

Security-Taunting Luggage

“For the self-destructive traveler” these hard-shelled suitcases are shaped with what appear to be concealed daggers, handguns, and axes. Right, because inconveniencing others and landing yourself in the old interrogation room is so worth making an ironic statement. Tell us what you think: snarky or just plain stupid?

Liquid Oxygen

To prevent the malingering effects of modern-day exhaustion, comes Liquid Oxygen from Miami’s 02 Spa Bar. Just add the miracle elixir to your favourite swill and the little blue bottle promises more stamina and cold and flu fighting properties. Tell us what you think; is this hope in a bottle or would you prefer to take your oxygen as the nature intended…by b-r-e-a-t-h-i-n-g?

Judging from the latest trend in hairstyles, it seems punk is now main stream. Come on, who wouldn’t love to sport a Mohawk? What do you think: Is this power-punk look bad-ass, or should it be kept for the mosh pits

Lego Sunglasses

Talk about 80s nostalgia! Not only are these throwback glasses available on Vision Invisible available in the neon hues so popular a few decades ago, they also have a space for you to customize them with your own Lego creation. Tell us what you think: are these glasses a guaranteed good time, or a guaranteed time-waster?

Jumpsuits

It’s a lot easier to pick out an outfit when you have the option of a one-piece, right? Pull on a jumpsuit, add some choice accessories, and you’re good to go. On the other hand, if the bottoms are too loose, you risk stepping into MC Hammer territory. Tell us what you think: do jumpsuits make you jump for joy, or run for the hills?

Cat Butt Magnets

Everyone loves Cat Butts-c’mon you can admit it! Includes 5 popular breeds with a bonus hair ball! Works great on the fridge and in the car! www.perpetualkid.com Tell us what you think; Cat-ast-tic or grow up already? Meow.

Kitchen by Porsche

We’re sure high rollers everywhere rejoiced when luxury automobile manufacturer Porsche announced they were expanding into home design. That’s right, if you’ve got the bling (prices start at $10,000) you too can have your kitchen designed by Porsche. Tell us what you think: Is this design worth the big bucks, or is it as boring and blah as we think it is?

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

On this show, Ty Pennington and his “wild” crew of designers, builders, and hundreds of screaming neighbors construct insanely over-the-top homes for deserving families. In order to qualify for an extreme home makeover, the family must have suffered a brutal hardship, so break out the Kleenex! While watching this, you’re guaranteed to either cry… or grate your teeth. Tell us what you think: does this show activate your gag reflex, or warm your heart?