category wtfru-wearing

pimp1

WTFRU Wearing  WTFRU Wearing – Pimpin’

There has been pink. There has been orange. Now, I’m seeing red. No… I’m not talking about being angry. I’m being literal because I feel it’s the only way to address the fashion crime this mack daddy is exhibiting. Wait, ...

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Kulture WTFRU Wearing  WTFRU Wearing?! Think No More Pink

Colors are wonderful in a wardrobe. Sometimes, they can help convey a feeling or mood, like slipping on a yellow dress when you’re happy, or showing the world you’re not in the mood by donning all black. In this case, ...

wtfbutt

WTFRU Wearing  Booty Rockin’ Everywhere

Bubba Sparxxx promotes booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere. But we’re sure that out in public, in the day time, even his taste for the female figure would have been thrown off by this individual. Let’s take a few minutes ...

orange

WTFRU Wearing  Orange You Glad You Aren’t Wearing This

When I think about the color orange, pylons, the difficulties of rhyming, and bad self tanner come to mind. As if those things weren’t enough to put me off of this color forever, I might never appreciate another color again ...

momjeans

WTFRU Wearing  WTFRU WEARING?! Raiding Mom’s Closet

Hey, folks. It’s been a while and sadly, it’s not because society is dressing better. In fact, I was able to capture the latest  “just say no to high waisted shorts, jeans, pants, and skirts” poster child on the subway ...

WTF-hipsterWaldolarge

WTFRU Wearing  Where’s Waldo?

I’m warning everyone: I will not be nice. Maybe it’s because I woke up in a crumby mood, maybe it’s because I have no soul… or maybe, just maybe, it’s because after three years of writing WTFRU Wearing?! people STILL ...

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WTFRU Wearing  WTFRU Wearing: Festival Edition

Festival season, that time of year when deluded young beatniks attempt to re-live the glory of Woodstock by paying 12$ for a bottle of water and spend hours in the blistering heat with 40,000 of their closest friends. All that ...