but not before we raised a glass,
To all the singletons, scrooges and newrds,
Whose Anti-Valentine’s poems did not go unheard.
And now we have a winner for you…
BRENDA SILVA – wahooo!!!
We promise to stop rhyming for at least 364 days. CONGRATS! We had a great time reading these!
An honourable mention goes out to Nick Turney who gave a good laugh with this simple poem,
“Roses are red, Wine is too. I now drink heavily because of you!”
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