Wednesday, 6 February 2013 18:14

Contests Anti-Valentine’s Day Poem Contest

Is it just us, or did Santa Claus turn into Cupid faster than usual this year? Maybe it’s Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Getting Back Together” playing on repeat everywhere, or maybe it’s just that we’re bitter people, but something’s keeping us from donning all pink and surviving on a diet of cinnamon hearts. It’s probably the fact that we hate cinnamon. Thankfully, there are some unconventional ways to enjoy this day and the best one is coming your way! Uh-oh, we’ve begun to rhyme. That must mean it’s time for our annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Contest! And this year there’s a Bitchin’ Kitchen autographed set prop up for grabs!

Here’s how it’s gonna go down:

1) Nadia G is bringing us some too-cool Anti-Valentine’s Day cards.

2) One of those Bitchin’ cards will be left blank because the inscription will be a “loving” poem written by YOU!

3) Post your one-of-a-kind Anti-Valentine’s Day poems in our Facebook threads (or Tweet Us) to be entered into our Bitchin’ contest. The G-star, along with her trusted BK Crew, will look through them, pick the best one, take a bite and then return the rest like a big old box of stale, assorted chocolate.

So get to it, you clever community members! Put your writing and comedic skills to the test in our favorite yearly SHOWDOWN! Whose Anti-Valentines Day poem will be the wittiest? Who has let years of hate and disdain make them so bitter it’s funny? Who will be crowned Mr. or Mrs. Anti Valentine’s Day? Well, maybe not crowned, but your poem will definitely get some props… set props that is! That’s right! Not only will the winning card will be available for all to download, but the author will also go home with the best Valentine’s Gift of all, a snazzy autographed prop from the BK set!

Good luck, lovers! Contest closes February 13th, 2013, at 11:59pm ET.