We bet you didn't know that "Stressed" is "Desserts" spelled backwards. That's all the intro you need, baby. Now go buy some whipping cream.
Spicy Sauce
In a food processor, combine 1 cup fresh raspberries, chili pepper (chopped, with stem removed), and 1 heaping tablespoon brown sugar (or to taste). Puree and set aside.
Cream
In a clean food processor cup, combine whipping cream, dark rum, 1 tablespoon brown sugar, and the seeds of ½ a vanilla bean. Whip until peaks form.
Walnuts
Put 1 cup toasted walnuts in a ziplock bag. Place the bag on your cutting board and roughly smash them with a can or something. Don’t pulverize—we want chunks. Toast in a frying pan on med-high heat for 5-10 minutes, until they become fragrant. Place crumbled walnuts in a mixing bowl and add honey and a pinch of sea salt. Mix well.
Shkiaffinng it Together
To a large martina glass add 1 tablespoon walnut-honey mixture and press down to settle. Then add a layer of fresh raspberries., a tablespoon of the spicy raspberry puree, and a layer of whipped cream. Repeat layers until the glass is full and top it off with a sprig of fresh mint.