Horror Wedding
This video really makes you wonder just what the hell the story behind this couple is. Are they the world’s biggest horror movie fans? Are they just plain crazy? Unless you speak Thai you’ll probably never know what their deal is and neither will we.
The great thing about this video is that it somehow manages to get weirder the longer you watch it. From the moment you realize that it’s not mascara, but blood, running down from the bride’s eyes, to the even creepier moment when you realize the scorpions hanging around her chest aren’t fake, but as real and alive as the giant millipede hanging from the groom’s mouth. The ceremony culminates in them climbing into a double-coffin together to enjoy the first day of the rest of their afterlives. And, presumably to be stung to shit by her cleavage scorpions. Ew.
Longest Wedding Gown Train Ever
Who even needs a wedding when you’ve got a wedding gown this preposterous. If there was ever a chance that there might have possibly been a millisecond where the bride wasn’t the center of attention, she squashed it the moment she threw this dress on.
All things said and done, there are close to 100 people holding the train of her dress. Now, think about this: If these people are still forced to hold the train as she enters the church and walks down the aisle, people 45-79 probably won’t even make it inside the building to see the wedding.
Animal Wedding
I suppose this is the direction people take when they give up on ever getting married themselves. Still, it’s unfortunate that animals are subjected to this kind of cruelty. Sure they look happy, but it’s only because dozens of strangers have been petting them all day, not because they’ve entered into a sacred pug-union.
Twilight Wedding
Nothing says, “I love you, Baby!” like unfurling a big poster of the fictional character you’d rather be marrying instead of the crappy tangible groom you got stuck with in real-life. She probably even made the poor guy take this picture.
The saddest part is that while sure, Star Wars themed weddings and that sort of thing are pretty lame, at least you know it’s probably a shared nerdy-obsession for the couple. With these people, I can guarantee our friend behind the camera is not a Twilight fan. Nope, just some poor guy doomed to a life of inadequacy because of his unimpressive mortal soul.
Klingon Wedding
There’s a lot going on at this Klingon marriage. Any wedding video that begins with the groom saying, “Husband’s log…” is destined to be interesting. In a unique twist, they’re not even both dressed up like Klingons, thereby throwing the whole “interspecies marriage” concept into the mix.
A lot of the greatest parts of the video are found in its backgrounds. There are Klingon groomsmen grinning and patting each other on the back, Klingon maidens carefully dabbing the tears from their eyes as not to displace their prosthetics, and a bunch of regular humans trying not to feel alienated by the whole scene…no pun intended.