Are you tired of taking Fido for a walk, combing Whiskers fluffy fur, or remembering to change Mr. Bubbles dirty water? Well, thanks to the genius of a 70's marketing phenom and the laziness of the Internet generation, we present to you the USB Pet Rock. Yup, this office gag nearly one-ups the drinking bird and everyones beloved newtons cradle.

Ah, the search for love. The ruthless quest that can have you navigating through countless blind dates, rounds of speed dating, or matches with your mother’s friend’s nephew who wears an entire bottle of cologne every time he leaves the house. What other options does a girl have?

I may have studied media in school, but I’m still a sucker for clever advertising campaigns. Especially the ones that pull at your heartstrings. Like the one that made me buy the Ab Roller; yes I do want a six pack, how did you know?

So I shouldn’t be surprised that I fell for internet dating. Man, those eHarmony commercials will suck you in! They’ll make all these claims about matching you based on 29 dimensions and they’ll have montages of happy couples frolicking in the sand, engaged or married after finding their one true love on the site. Sure.

Due to my utter disappointment and frustration at the fact that I spent valuable shoe money on online dating fees, I feel it is absolutely necessary to warn all others out there about the types of stellar people you may meet in cyberspace.

More than 350 matches later, I bring you my top choices for Worst Catch Ever!

Ever find yourself driven crazy when the water starts boiling over onto the stove because you're waist deep in a cupboard looking for a very specific kitchen utensil? Well, if you've avoided IKEA this long and have a complete mess for a cooking space, you should definitely check out the Click n' Cook.

With all those skinny girls running around town dressed in skirts the size of face towels, I’ve decided to get back in shape. Not because I want to wear itty bitty clothing, but because I’d like to climb a flight of stairs without passing out afterwards. In my quest to find the perfect fitness regiment, I discovered four myths about weight loss that everyone should now.

Okay Jack Frost, we get it. There is loads and loads of snow out there, so we should make the best of it no? Here at BK, we're sure all that snowy goodness is just some higher being’s suggestion that we should have more snowball fights. Seriously, when was the last time you made a good, hard snowball and chucked it at a dry, unsuspecting individual? Not recently enough.