This is the kind of product that got some of the BK crew saying “why didn’t we think of this?!”

Ladies (and men who take extra care of their hair) if you’ve ever gone to the beach and spent the day sunbathing and swimming in the ocean, you know what your hair feels like at the end of it all, deep fried crisp.

Contrary to what magazines and TV shows would have you believe, real beach hair doesn’t really look like soft, shiny whimsical waves. Sun Combs may be the solution to the dreaded beach hair frizz.

Osheaga, Montreal’s indie festival, expanded to three days this year, a pretty big growth for a festival that’s younger than a kinder-gardener! Musically, this year was a little less to our musical tastes but that’s only because we’re getting... more mature and a little out of touch with the bands you kids are listening to these days. Still, a great time was had.

It’s wedding season and I am not in any of them. At first I was a little offended that no one I knew thought I was bridesmaid material.  I mean, I’m not bad looking so there’s no chance I would ruin their timeless wedding photographs. I’m not cheap, so I would dish out money for the uglier-than-sin dress they’d have me wear. I’m also quite the party starter and would probably make the wedding even more fun than if I were not included in the festivities. So, what gives?

Aside from the distinct possibility that most of my friends and family don’t like me that much, there is absolutely no reason why I haven’t been chosen yet. But after weeks of reflection and second guessing my awesomeness, I said to myself: Pfft. who wants to be a friggin’ bridesmaid anyways?!

Let’s face it; dying alone is every person’s greatest fear. The mere thought of having no one to share your nights with plagues your subconscious thoughts daily. Anyone playing the field knows how challenging dating can be. Even Jennifer Aniston keeps getting it wrong. While I’m sure we’ve all seen our share of losers, dating can be and will be fun if you learn to go with the flow.

As you sit in your living room eating Rocky Road ice cream straight from the carton or playing video games, know that there is a better way to live than to just sit around waiting for Mr. and Mrs. Right. Go on, get out there and lock down your lover.

Most of us don’t pay too much attention to the lyrics of our favorite songs. It’s only when we’re driving in our cars belting out those tunes that on occasion, we notice that it sure wasn't  a poet that wrote them.

Below is a collection of the most idiotic lyrics Bitchin’ Lifestyle has ever read.