When you think of bachelor pads you tend to think of swingin’ 70s era shag-dens, but the reality is a lot less groovy... baby. Yes it may be your man cave, but unless you want to live like a celibate hermit for the rest of your life you should try to make it welcoming to someone besides yourself. Here are a few things you should probably keep out of your apartment unless you want your cute date to run screaming. First of all, let’s bust some myths about bachelor pads. This is what we think bachelor pads look like:

Nadia G sings about getting a picture with 50 Cent after filming her segment on Today Show.

Good luck getting this tune out of your head :P

It’s funny how quickly Halloween evolves from dressing up in an awesome costume and journeying from house to house collecting candy, to dressing up in the sexy version of your favorite costume and going from bar to bar collecting candy-flavored shots.

The only constant is that, no matter what your age,  you’ll end the night the same way: falling victim to some serious over-indulgence! When the thought of grinding up next to some barely-clad freshman in a toga is no longer your idea of Halloween funtimes, you gotta bring the party to your place. First step in throwing a monster bash? Good tunes.

This playlist’ll turn your shindig into a graveyard smash! Who knows, maybe if you play it loud enough, you just might wake the dead! Watch out though, zombies make the worst house guests and they’ll drink all your booze!

Shooting your music video in a club? Totally played out. Rockstars who wanna make a big splash know that the place to really get down, is the local supermarket! C’mon, how many times have you heard your ‘jam’ come over the squeaky loudspeakers and done a little ‘push the shopping cart’ dance? Oh yeah, we know you have... because we’ve seen you doin’ a little boogie in the freezer section when you thought no one was watching!

Stalker-y creepiness aside, there’s just something about the well-ordered chaos of a supermarket that just makes you want to bust out! Or maybe that’s just the florescent-light induced mania talking. Either way, it’s not hard to figure out why musicians looking to break the music-video mold decide to rock out... in aisle four.

You only begin to realize that you might have a problem when the door to your closet refuses to close, but even then you can just blame your not-so-awesome organizational skills. I have passed that point, like three months ago. My closet is overflowing with clothes, my drawers are filled to capacity, and I have way too many items that don’t even get worn. I am a clothes hoarder.