It’s been a gluttonous kind of week here at Bitchin’ Kitchen. We’re shkoffing Sumo-style and we don’t care who knows it! We don’t have to tell you that fast food packs on the pounds, but here are some regular everyday foods that also give you a run for your money. No seriously, you’ll have to run to burn off all these calories! Grab the Maalox, put on your elastic-waistband pants, we’re showing you the dirty caloric secrets of these delicious dishes.

Dysfunctional Family Pizza Night isn’t just about using carbohydrates to suppress your feelings, it’s about celebrating the weird bunch of lunatics you found yourself born into. So your home life may be more psychotic than Stepford, but as these TV families prove, that isn’t always a bad thing!

The word ‘comfortable’ gets a bad rap these days. While it may be a complimentary adjective when applied to a couch, a favorite pair of sweats or some well worn boots, when it’s used to describe a relationship, you get a feeling that the honeymoon’s pretty much over.

The holidays have come and gone and while we try to rebuild our savings accounts, one thing that’s in full throttle is our quest to fulfill those pesky New Year’s resolutions. Among the most popular resolutions are – losing weight, quitting smoking, eating healthy, and learning something new. It’s January 5th and by now, let's face it, you’ve probably already given up.

Similar to St. Patrick’s Day, New Year’s Eve is easily one of the most alcohol-fueled holidays on the calendar. Unlike St. Patrick’s Day, New Year’s Eve has the distinction of being preceded by the most massive gift-giving holiday of the year, where one of the gifts that ranks highest on the popularity charts is booze. Recipe for disaster? Only if you let it be. Luckily, we like you and want to you to succeed in life, so here are the Dos and Don’ts to get you through five crucial New Year’s Eve situations. Read while sober.