Panos is Bitchin' Kitchen's Greek fish monger. His family has been in the fish business for generations: His father was a fish guy, his grandmother was a fish guy, even his great grandfather was... oh nevermind, he was just an asshole. The point is, when it comes to expertly knowing ocean critters (and how to get that "wet-look" with hair gel), Panos is the master of disaster, bro.