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Skivvies on the Bathroom Floor

Nothing like starting the day by stumbling groggily into the bathroom and tripping over a pile of your partner's clothes that he or she stripped off before stepping into the shower. It's like when snakes shed their skin, only ... Read More

The Internet basically shat itself today as word spread of the New York Times' controversial food article proposing that hapless guacamole-makers add peas — yes, peas — to their avocado dip. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/616303020574441472 Now, there are a lot of ways to make guacamole. ... Read More
It's summertime and you're looking to get sauced. And we've got just the drink for the job. This is the season of fizzy, fruity drinks and fuzzy afternoons in the sun. Today's #TuesdayBoozeday cocktail combines the zing of fresh grapefruit with ... Read More
How can you resist putting a drink called "The Tramp" to your lips? This refreshing, effervescent cocktail blends flavors from summertime stonefruit with delicious, delicious alcohol. You can't lose. What really makes this drink unique is sloe gin. Sloe gin has nothing to ... Read More
For vegetarians who recoil at the thought of putting a corpse inside of a corpse inside of a corpse, rejoice! Behold the cherpumple — a dessert version of the turducken. The name "cherpumple" is a portmanteau — kind of a word ... Read More
French Press Faux Pas

In a new twist to the #PartnerShaming saga, I'm shaming... myself. I'm the boyfriend who rushes out the door without cleaning out the spent coffee grounds from the French press. The worst. Now, I'm normally a very considerate boyfriend. I ... Read More