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As lovers of dark liquors, we're always on the hunt for unusual whiskey-based cocktails. This long-forgotten classic combines bourbon and champagne into a timeless concoction once enjoyed by the likes F. Scott Fitzgerald and Al Capone. The drink is named after ... Read More
Never heard of a michelada? We hadn't either before moving to Los Angeles. But under the scorching heat of the Southern California sun, we're not sure there's anything better. Exactly what's in a michelada is subject to hot debate. One of our friends, ... Read More
iPhone Impotence

If there's one thing more annoying than your partner's smartphone addiction, it's when their iPhone goes dead in the water. "Come back, boyfriend! I need to send you an endless stream of pictures of my cats!!" writes one fan, who says ... Read More

Breakfast in Bed Gone Bad

Good morning, sweetheart. Coffee's on, and there's bread in the toaster. But that toast is going to be awfully dry unless you want me to use jelly that expired last year. How strong's your stomach? A lot of our #PartnerShaming is ... Read More