The Facebook Anthem

This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one's for you and its called "We Don't Care", AKA: "The Facebook Anthem". (Consider this ... Read More

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I was drinking alone at a dive bar in Maine when a women came up to the bar beside me and ordered a Sombrero. I hadn't heard of such a thing, but it sounded vaguely racist. "What the fuck's ... Read More
It should come as no surprise that we're cider fans here. Nadia herself is from Québec, heralded as one of the best places in North America for cider making, and the sad sap writing this has celiac ... Read More
With cold-brew coffee, craft beer, Irish whiskey, and a splash of heavy cream, consider this drink the Breakfast of Hipster Champions™. Dublin Iced Coffee Ingredients: 2 oz. strong, cold-brew coffee 2 oz. stout beer (Guinness or something craftier) 1 1/2 oz. Irish whiskey 3/4 oz. ... Read More
We try to bring you an exciting new cocktail recipe (like these) every Tuesday, because #TuesdayBoozeday. But let's be real: Most of you probably get home from the 9-to-5 and simply crack open a cold one. Here's our ... Read More
There's only a brief window every year between the time "pumpkin spice" sounds deliciously festive and the point at which any mention of it makes me want to go on a decorative gourd rampage. In the meantime, let's drink. Some people complain ... Read More