The Facebook Anthem

This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one's for you and its called "We Don't Care", AKA: "The Facebook Anthem". (Consider this ... Read More

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While on vacation recently, I drank two things I don't have very often: a martini and, separately, a shot of pickle juice. I didn't count myself a fan of either, but both took me by surprise. So I combined the ... Read More
Tequila is a quintessential summertime spirit. Unfortunately, most people only know how to make margaritas, shots, and maybe a tequila sunrise. Here's a way to use up that bottle of Patrón in your cupboard — OK, it's Cuervo, but who's paying attention? ... Read More
Tired of Mimosas? Bored with Bloody Marys? Here's a different way to drink your breakfast. The Morning Glory Fizz isn't a new cocktail, but it's one you've likely never heard of. In his 1888 Bartender's Manual, famed mixologist Henry Johnson wrote that the potation is ... Read More
It's come to our attention that some people think of limoncello as a joke of a drink, along the lines of that hard-as-a-rock holiday fruitcake that nana sends every year. To those people, we say: You're just not doing it ... Read More
Why is All the Wine Gone?

It's that moment you get home from a long day with only one thing on your mind. Your girlfriend, sure, but that other thing — that one last bottle of Pinot Noir. It's your favorite brand at the $8-$10 price point, ... Read More