The Facebook Anthem

This song is dedicated to all the annoying twits on Facebook who feel the need to update us on their mundane, boring-ass lives. This one's for you and its called "We Don't Care", AKA: "The Facebook Anthem". (Consider this ... Read More

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So you're no mixologist. That's okay. This breezy summertime cocktail is about as easy as it gets. And because it's technically a brunch cocktail, you don't even have to wait until 5 o'clock. The Strawberry Muddle Ingredients: 750 ml Prosecco or other ... Read More
Inspired by Caribbean cocktails mixed up in the 1800s to help field workers beat the heat, Planter's Punch is the perfect way to cool down on a sweaty summer day. It's delicious! Just, um, try not to think of the racial implications. Folklore ... Read More
We like our drinks with a little history to 'em, and this one dates back to the 1940s in Cairo, Egypt. But even if you don't give two poops about history, it's hard to argue with a ... Read More
While on vacation recently, I drank two things I don't have very often: a martini and, separately, a shot of pickle juice. I didn't count myself a fan of either, but both took me by surprise. So I combined the ... Read More