Testing 1-2-3 55-Gallon Drum of Lube is “Hazard for Cats,” Reviewer Says

| Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15

Among the squeamish and repressed, lube is often overlooked as a necessary accessory to a good fuck. Among the sketchy and obsessed, lube is a must-have. (We hear it prevents penile chafing during the furious masturbation that often accompanies digitally harassment of C-list celebrities known for their work in culinary television. Hypothetically speaking.)

No matter which category you fall into, you’re in luck. Thanks to the ability to shop pantsless on the information superhighway, sexual deviants are now an influential market force. Case in point, this 55-gallon drum of water-based lube — that means it’s safe for condom use, not to mention your Rabbit vibrator, Fleshlight™-brand masturbation sleeve, or vacant-eyed Realdoll®.

The image below says it’ll set you back a whopping $1,433. No question it’s worth the investment at any price, but for the tight-fisted among you, it’s since been discounted to $1,250. Get at it.

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Even George Takei, the internet’s favorite former Star-Trek-actor-turned-equal-rights-advocate, got in on the reviewy action:

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h/t Amazon, Jezebel, Mandatory, and all the other slippery content producers out there

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